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Ordie Shack

Functionally FUBAR

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$26.00 USD
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$26.00 USD

The Functionally FUBAR Unisex Tank Top is a perfect combination of style and humor. Made from high-quality materials, this tank top is soft and comfortable to wear, making it ideal for all-day wear. It features a bold print of the phrase "Functionally FUBAR" on the front, which stands for "Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition." This tank top is perfect for anyone who likes to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe while still looking stylish. It is available in a range of sizes to fit both men and women. Whether you're hitting the gym or just hanging out with friends, this tank top is a great choice.


• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼